i'm just posing as an adult...

So nobody told me it was going to be like this. Oh wait. Just a minute. There's that song.. "you can check out the menu but you just can't eat, you can do the dishes but you can't have a seat." That's kinda where I'm at right now, and guess what? I have a single beer in the fridge and since it's after two pm I'm gonna drink it. I'm one of those who believes that, although it must be two pm somewhere, it should be after noon here before you have another drink, Hair of the dog can lick my balls. I'm taking on the Internet full tilt now. I'm SEO'ing my pages to death. I'm probably not including all of the correct headers and links and shit but I'm doing my best. So if it's good enough for you that's fantastic. That's what I intened.